IPAD2 Apps

On this Post i will advice links etc for :
A google user with an IPAD 2 in France :) woohoo that was complicated

The IPAD is mainly a "Media Displayer"
Things that you will end up doing with you blog on a regular basis

• reading the News/magazines
• watching videos
• reading a book
• etc

thus if you are in the webmedia business you should absolutly get a IPAD but lets say you are an engineer!!
then everyonce in a while the IPAD and mostly the APPLE world will drive you a bit crazy cause its so closed off. I like open source thus i like google, it makes it easy for noobs to get on board.

Google Apps
here is the list of google apps that i was able to find right away download for free

• Google Earth
• Gmail
• Google search
• Google voice
• Google Translate
• Google Latitute
• Google+
• Google Books
• Google Currents (Not sure what this is, but if its google i download it to learn)
• Google Places
• Google Catalogs(its interesting it for people who love to shop hahah)

and thats all that you can find easy enough. The must have is Google Search because with that appliction you can have access to all your usual google apps online even if there is no app for it.

Aeronautical technology apps

• Eurocopter app (lets you stay up to date on the news of eurocopter and learn about EC)
• Tech Beat (Quarterly magazine from Lockheed Martin)

Other Apps

1.  hootsuite (social media app) only good if you use : Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn and Foursquare
2. AirDisplay (makes your IPAD a second screen for you computer, i love this idea, but this particular app is not free i will search for a free version and update this)
3. Citrix go to my PC (we all need to start remoting into our laptops untill we go fully cloud)
4. Dragon Dictation (tired of typing?)
5. Mindmapping (havent found a free version for this but i'm sure it exists ) cannot find a free version
6. Wordpress (for blogging, still not sure about this, but heck i'm a brand new blogger) Ok now i understand wordpress is another blogging site, thus nope note good to use if you are using blogger.com :)
7. Netflix ( a must have!!! if you are in the USA but not in France)
8. Pandora (Not in France)
9. EpiCurious (cooking app) trying it out
10. NASA App HD
1. NASA APP
2. NASA TV
3. NASA Viz
4. NASA Astroapp: Space Shuttle Crew
5. NASA Desert RATS Virtual Test site
6. NASA Astroapp: Space Station Crew
11. NPR for IPAD
12. TED for those who love TEDtalks which should be most people
1. TEDiSUB: TED Talks with Subtitles
2. TED Conferences
3. TED Conference Guides  if you are ever at a TED Conference this is nice otherwise not really

An indian and a Stone

The Indian With One “Stone” There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Birdforgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep intothe forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was BlueBird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but YellowBird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows... You can't kill Two Birds withOneStone!!!

Music Time Machine

This is neat.   It's sort of a time machine of music.   Each of the years below connect to the best 20 hits of that year.   Pick a year, wait a few seconds, and the Juke Box will show you the 20 hits to select from.  You can play all 20 hits, or just those that you like.


 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1980/OldJukes/player.htm> 1980
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1981/OldJukes/player.htm> 1981
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1982/OldJukes/player.htm> 1982
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1983/OldJukes/player.htm> 1983
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1984/OldJukes/player.htm> 1984
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1985/OldJukes/player.htm> 1985
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1986/OldJukes/player.htm> 1986
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1987/OldJukes/player.htm> 1987
<http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1988/OldJukes/player.htm> 1988
<http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1989/OldJukes/player.htm> 1989


 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1990/OldJukes/player.htm> 1990
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1991/OldJukes/player.htm> 1991
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1992/OldJukes/player.htm> 1992
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1993/OldJukes/player.htm> 1993
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1994/OldJukes/player.htm> 1994
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1995/OldJukes/player.htm> 1995
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1996/OldJukes/player.htm> 1996
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1997/OldJukes/player.htm> 1997
 <http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1998/OldJukes/player.htm> 1998
<http://upchucky.org/JukeCity/1999/OldJukes/player.htm> 1999

How Was I Born?

How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' 

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said": 




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You got "Male" 

hahahahahahahhahahahhaha

Reminiscing - Some interesting old photos

Some old photos to Reminisce of the good ole Days

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Shaquille O'Neal

Danny DeVito and Christopher Reeve

Mich Jagger, Madonna and Tony Curtis by Dafydd Jones, 1997

Pele and Sylvester Stallone

Salvador Dali & Wald Disney

Salvador Dali and Coco Chanel

John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone

Woody Allen and Michael Jackson

Top 30 Eclipse keyboard Shortcuts for Java Programmers

Since i'm starting to learn how to use Eclipse and Java
I was shown this post ( click me ) that had some of the best top 30 Eclipse keyboard shortcuts for java programming.
since i found it really usefull
I'm copy his work here so that i can have it to use on a regular basis
enjoy! and if you like the content give credit to the original creator by living comments on his blog by clicking the link above

Eclipse Keyboard Shortcuts
1) Ctrl + T for finding class even from jar


This keyboard shortcut in Eclipse is my most used and favorite shortcut. While working with high speed trading system which has complex code I often need to find classes with just blink of eye and this eclipse keyboard shortcut is just made for that. No matter whether you have class in your application or inside any JAR, this shortcut will find it.


2) Ctrl + R for finding any resource (file) including config xml files


This is similar to above Eclipse shortcut with only difference that it can find out not only Java files but any files including xml, configs and many others, but this eclipse shortcut only finds files from your workspace and doesn’t dig at jar level.


3) Ctrl + 1 for quick fix


This is another beautiful Eclipse shortcut which can fix up any error for you in Eclipse. Whether it’s missing declaration, missing semi colon or any import related error this eclipse shortcut will help you to quickly short that out.

4) Ctrl + Shift + o for organize imports


Another Eclipse keyboard shortcut for fixing missing imports. Particularly helpful if you copy some code from other file and what to import all dependencies.


Eclipse Shortcut for Quick Navigation
In this section we will see some eclipse keyboard shortcut which helps to quickly navigate within file and between file while reading and writing code in Eclipse.


7) Ctrl + o for quick outline going quickly to method
9) Alt + right and Alt + left for going back and forth while editing.
12) Alt + Shift + W for show in package explorer
13) Ctrl + Shift + Up and down for navigating from member to member (variables and methods)
15) Ctrl + k and Ctrl + Shift +K for find next/previous
24) Go to a type declaration: F3, This Eclipse shortcut is very useful to see function definition very quickly.



Eclipse Shortcut for Editing Code
These Eclipse shortcuts are very helpful for editing code in Eclipse.
5) Ctrl + / for commenting, un commenting lines and blocks
6) Ctrl + Shift + / for commenting, un commenting lines with block comment
8) Selecting class and pressing F4 to see its Type hierarchy
10) Ctrl + F4 or Ctrl + w for closing current file
11) Ctrl+Shirt+W for closing all files.
14) Ctrl + l go to line
16) Select text and press Ctrl + Shift + F for formatting.
17) Ctrl + F for find, find/replace
18) Ctrl + D to delete a line
19) Ctrl + Q for going to last edited place




Miscellaneous Eclipse Shortcuts
These are different Eclipse keyboard shortcuts which doesn’t fit on any category but quite helpful and make life very easy while working in Eclipse.


20) Ctrl + T for toggling between super type and subtype
21) Go to other open editors: Ctrl + E.
22) Move to one problem (i.e.: error, warning) to the next (or previous) in a file: Ctrl +. For next, and Ctrl +, for previous problem
23) Hop back and forth through the files you have visited: Alt +← and Alt + →, respectively.
25) CTRL+Shift+G, which searches the workspace for references to the selected method or variable
26) Ctrl+Shift+L to view listing for all Eclipse keyboard shortcuts.
27) Alt + Shift + j to add javadoc at any place in java source file.
28) CTRL+SHIFT+P to find closing brace. Place the cursor at opening brace and use this.
29) Alt+Shift+X, Q to run Ant build file using keyboard shortcuts in Eclipse.
30) Ctrl + Shift +F for Autoformating.

Bad Eyes

If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the Corner of your eyes.

Keep Pulling until your eyes are almost closed...It works.

Too FUNNY not to pass on!